


hey! i’m carolyn.
i’m a writer, comedian, actor, and singer currently based out of los angeles. after moving from the bay area to chicago, i went to the theatre school at depaul university, where i ran the university’s satire magazine and performed in plays, sketch shows, and musicals.
shortly after graduation, i got accepted to second city’s conservatory program and hired as a contributor for the onion. i did multiple national tours to cut my teeth in the theatre world (including at the kennedy center!) and made my first TV appearance.
most recently, i’ve been writing and performing on a sketch team, written a full-length play called troubled girls (sheLA semifinalist), sung in a national commercial, written headlines for reductress, and have done voiceover work for netflix. check this page to stay updated on my new projects!
★ comedy
my one true love! whether it’s sharing powerpoint stand-up, writing comedic songs, or performing sketch comedy, this is my favorite thing to do. click here for some samples.

★ acting
ooh, drama. click here for a sample of my voiceover reel, TV acting, and photos from past productions. don’t forget to download a copy of my acting resume if you need it!

★ writing
i’ve written comedic pieces for the onion, reductress, and the musk magazine! if you’re looking for something more serious, check out my pieces for apartment therapy and the kitchn.

★ music
here you can browse the songs i’ve written, some covers, and the commercial i sang in. if you need the star of your next musical, i’m here to bring down the house.

wowww range
detective solving LA’s most gruesome crimes.
young mom with the perfect breakfast cereal.
sharp BFF who gets you into trouble.
i gotcha covered.



so you want my resume, eh?
click below for downloadable PDFs of my writing + acting resumes.


